Tuesday, June 3, 2008

SATC...

Sucked. I'm sorry but it really did. Coming from a girl who has all six seasons on DVD (separately), I would say it was a huge dissapointment but the reviews kind of padded the fall if you know what I mean. I understand what they were trying to do, and what constraints they had on the story line... but whatever.It's all about the clothes (specifically this one hideous studded belt Pat Fields INSISTS that Carrie wear through the whole move, and I mean the WHOLE movie), men being flakey assholes, women being overbearing and insane, and lots and lots of overpriced shoes and handbags. I think half of the reason I'm so fucked up when it comes to relationships is because of this show... and any asshole exboyfriends. Can't forget them.

As we all know, I am not opposed to overpriced shoes and handbags. I am, however, opposed to UGLY overpriced shoes and handbags (though I kind of coveted the "Louise" Vutton).The movie was decent until the happily ever after bullshit. That isn't a spoiler, we all know it was coming. Just like how the series ended with pink fuzzy bunnies, lolipops and babies... Why should you expect a movie about four 40-something women in NY who can afford to look and act like THAT not have a happy ending? The 35-50 female demographic would fucking riot...

All in all, not a total dissapointment, only because I enjoy fashion, NYC, and have read several reviews by women my age who were 100% on the money. It's 2.5 hours of catwalk, and Cosmo (the mag)... combined. Don't go and expect much else.

Drink Smart Water. Use Sprint.

PS: I would have rocked the fuck out of that bluebird hat... and the Vivienne Westwood. For shizzle.